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Pick Up Lines
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they
were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her
I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and
thank her.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you come here often?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The
only thing that matters is that we're together.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I have only three months to live. ..
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my
dreams!
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
What's your sign?
Where have you been all my life?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an
angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Wow.
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the
room.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all
night.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and
put them in your eyes.
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You
respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30
PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I
met you."
"Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!"
You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: "Why?" Because you are soooo sweet!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award
for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other
vital statistics i would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing
which will win you an all expense paid date with me.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place
and sop you up with a biscuit.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching
for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your
birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
(person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
I'm good at math. U+I=69
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon
be empty.
Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written
all over.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim
it won't kiss off?
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't
matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give
cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river
(ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person
finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute
puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
Mars? This is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of
foxes.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I
just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
(stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to
give me her name and number? (answer: Depends on who it is) Okay but keep
it quiet because she is standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very
interesting DNA structure.
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly
what I want for Chirstmas.
(Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur"
diploma. You sure are a masterpiece.
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
(while looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky
tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed
sunshine
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right,
and I'll do it your way
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like
you doing in a place like this? (Huh?) [Lower left hand and raise right,
read poorly] What's your sign?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could
sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to
discuss my platform.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile,
I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will
leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great
leap on mine!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.
So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
Well, I AM telepathic, and i can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!)
Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
(Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I
wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle!
(talking) Because (her name) you are the wind beneith my wings.
(close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from
when you took it away (open palm while saying this)
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is
what we will ever be?
Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which
I want to be a part.
I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Whelp, I
already know myself, how about I get to know you?
I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop
loving you until you find that tear drop.
Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your
name and number
Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a
heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is
you!
You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.
