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Favorite Pick Up Lines

Favorite Pick Up Lines

Be unique and different, say yes.



Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?


Hi. Are you cute?


I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.


I'm easy. Are you?


I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.



Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.


So....How am I doin'?


You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.


Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)


Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?


When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"



Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?


Does your boyfriend know where you are?


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.



(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.


Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.



I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.


All this could be yours for one low, low price!



I'm friendly and slow moving!


So, do you like fat guys with no money?


[Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.


Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.


Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

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