Favorite Pick Up Lines
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi. Are you cute?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a
little.
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
So....How am I doin'?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold
still while I do?
When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home."
You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when
you're ready.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap
motel room across the street.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
I'm friendly and slow moving!
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
[Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can
call me Laura.
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to
me.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and
emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches,
ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours,
JUST SAY YES!
