Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over
and talk to you.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're
beginning to look pretty good. You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard. You'll do. Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just
glad to see me?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?